Curse

1 up and 2 down · Aug 21, 2007, 02:55 AM // 02:55

Your Norgu's so fat, when he went the fire islands all the titans started singing "We are family even though your bigger than me".

Yeah I know lame -_-

Onarik Amrak · Aug 21, 2007, 03:04 AM // 03:04

Your Norgu is so fat he can't see his toes?

Shakti · Aug 21, 2007, 03:13 AM // 03:13

Your Norgu is so fat he uses his staff as a toothpick.

Your Norgu is so fat he ties on a bib before using hex eater signet.

GloryFox · Aug 21, 2007, 03:19 AM // 03:19

Ritualist skills that never made it in Nightfall.

Fat was Norgu
25e 5 60

Item Spell: Hold Norgu’s ashes for 15-30 seconds, When holding Norgu’s ashes you are slowed to 90%, and cannot be the target of attacks or spells. This skill causes exhaustion.

Sleeper Service · Aug 21, 2007, 03:50 AM // 03:50

Your Norgu is so fat Well of Power lasts 2,529 minutes and its effect is felt planetwide.

arcanemacabre · Aug 21, 2007, 03:57 AM // 03:57

Your Norgu is so fat, Olias got a full minion army from one exploit of his corpse.

Yeah... it's all I got.

Karlos · Aug 21, 2007, 07:00 AM // 07:00

and some more :P

*Your Norgu's so fat he can't fight Mallyx in the room
*Your Norgu's so fat you have to cast 3 Guardians to cover all of him
*Your Norgu's so fat when he casts Shadow Form only hiswand is invincible
*Your Norgu's so fat when he wands he triggers Spiteful Spirit more than once
*Your Norgu's so fat when the Black Beast used the Touch of Arrrgh on him he giggled
*Your Norgu's so fat killing him in HA death count is an instant win
*You Norgu's so fat when he interrupts a target he also knocks him down

Iuris · Aug 21, 2007, 07:12 AM // 07:12

Your Norgu's so fat you better run or he'll roll YOU in flour.

Your Norgu's so fat that in the Desolation, HE swallows the Junundu.

Your Norgu's so fat, we now know why we only met Abaddon's helmet and gloves.

Your Norgu's so fat, not even Maw the Mountain heart dares cast Feast of corruption on him.

Your Norgu's so fat that when he slipped in his bathtub, he caused the earthquakes that started EotN.

Your Norgu's so fat, that his proctologist said Domain of pain looked familiar.

Your Norgu's so fat, he needs a 1000 post thread to get him right

fallot · Aug 21, 2007, 07:20 AM // 07:20

Your Norgu's so fat, he got AIDS from yo momma.

Mister Muhkuh · Aug 21, 2007, 07:21 AM // 07:21

your norgu is so fat, he gets 20 energy from channelling

fallot · Aug 21, 2007, 07:24 AM // 07:24

Your Norgu's so fat, when you make fat jokes about him, they're funny.

Melkorium · Aug 21, 2007, 07:30 AM // 07:30

Your Norgu's so fat, initially he was the setting for Chapter 4.

Iuris · Aug 21, 2007, 07:37 AM // 07:37

Your Norgu's so fat, when Maw the Mountain heart does cast Feast of corruption, he gets heartburn.

Your Norgu's so fat, his Ether feast has been renamed Feast of the Mists.

Your Norgu's so fat, he went to Ascalon once and the ground is still angled toward where he walked.

Your Norgu's so fat, you understand why Istan barges have that broad bottomed and curved shape.

Your Norgu's so fat, the construction work for his statue in the Hall of Monuments started a month before GW:EotN hit the shelves.

Your Norgu's so fat, your heroes need running skills to actually get at the enemies on his other side. Zenmai is best, she has shadow steps.

Your Norgu's so fat, he took a bite out of Gandara and left it in the current shape.

Your Norgu's so fat, in Moddok Crevice, he can body block BOTH runners at the same time. And the Hunger gets confused about who he should be worshipping.

Your Norgu's so fat, a scythe will hit him three times even when there's noone around.

Your Norgu's so fat, his comment about the massed Kree and Heket armies outside Tihark orchard was "Frog leg soup and Chicken wings, what more could I ask for?"

Your Norgu's so fat, he he got stuck in the hole in the ground in the Ruins of Morah.

Your Norgu's so fat, in Grand court of Sebelkeh, you can leave him at the center altar and the Blasphemy will be unable get close enough to capture it.

MrGuildBoi · Aug 21, 2007, 07:38 AM // 07:38

Your Norgu is so fat, Aura of Displacement doesn't move him.

prism2525 · Aug 21, 2007, 08:43 AM // 08:43

Your Norgu's so fat, the champ of balth and voice of grenth make him pay 2k because he needs a bigger portal!

Your Norgu's so fat, he moves like a rollerbeetle... a BIG rollerbeetle!

Your Norgu's so fat, all damage towards him is converted to blunt damage!

Cebe · Aug 21, 2007, 09:16 AM // 09:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by JGaff

Your Norgu is so fat that when a Juggernaut uses toss on him, the trees in the Eternal Grove feel its pain.

You're Norgu is so fat that when a Juggernaut uses "Juggernaut Toss" on him the Juggernaut comes off worse!

Leonhart · Aug 21, 2007, 09:27 AM // 09:27

Your Norgu is so fat! When you told him to die, he had a heart attack because he thought you said 'Diet'

Kas · Aug 21, 2007, 09:45 AM // 09:45

You can't hurt the Norgu. Well...physically.

* Norgu is so fat, when he jumped up Elonia thought it was Nightfall.
* Norgu is so fat, the Guru IRC Trolls invited him for a sit in.
* Norgu is so fat, when he visited the Norn, they called him the great destroyer.
* Norgu is so fat, Cynn uses him as Meteor Shower.

Mister O · Aug 21, 2007, 10:39 AM // 10:39

Your Norgu's so fat that he stuck at the portal entrance to realm of torment.

prism2525 · Aug 21, 2007, 02:29 PM // 14:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister O

Your Norgu's so fat that he stuck at the portal entrance to realm of torment.

Norgu's so fat, he MADE the breach between our world and the RoT!

Norgu's so fat, the Thirsty River couldn't manage to "burn away his earthly imperfections"!

Norgu's so fat, during the Dunes of Despair, he took the gods' TOTAL attention!

Norgu's so fat, when he went to Chakbek Village, he sank the corsair ships just by going on board!

Norgu's so fat, he made a second Nightfall!

Norgu's so fat, it's not safe for him to stand on bridges.

Norgu's so ugly, whenever a warrior sees him, all s/he can say is "RETREAT!"

Norgu's so ugly, he makes the Hunger look actually sexy!

Norgu's so ugly, even Grenth doesn't want him!